i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media
I don’t know what’s better. Her reaction, or the guy creeping in the door.
"I just want to have a completely adventurous, passionate, weird life."
“Truth or dare”
“What’s your credit card number”
I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo